Today on the blog-o-sphere we are resurrecting
a new rumor, albeit with a bit of a twist. Remember about six months ago or so they were saying that Brad Pitt and Barack Obama are related? NOW the New England Historic Genealogical Society that rests in Boston is going above and beyond, saying that not only are Brad and Barack related, but Angie and Hillary Clinton are as well!

If you follow their trail, they claim that Barack and Brad and 9th cousins, as are Hilary and Angelina.

9th cousins - wow - oh so close. I have no idea who my 9th cousin is. Maybe its someone who has lots of money and wants to leave it to me in their will! Or someone who is extremely famous. Hell, maybe Brad is MY 9th cousin!

What do we think of this oh Jolie-Pitt lovers?

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Hi guys! Sorry I didn’t post anything this weekend - I love when the Jolie-Pitt’s get to hide from the paps, but it makes it a bit more difficult to put a post up, because I actually have to use my head! I also took my first trip to a Lowes (remember, I live in a very, VERY rural place) and I’ve decided that I can never go into that store again - I’ll spend WAY too much money. Anyway, I was trying to track down some Brad news this morning and I landed on this:

I landed on this over at the lovely Brad Pitt Gallery, and it made me really laugh, which I always can use on a Monday. It made me think about which highschool celebrity I would have taken a second glance at. How about you?

If you haven’t been following this site for awhile, you may have missed that I have high speed internet through satellite because I can’t get it any other way. This essentially means that I’m only allowed to download 200 MB per day, so any website I load up counts. For this reason, I tend to avoid long YouTubes because they take quite a bit of my megabytes. I couldn’t hold off on this video, however. I’ve been avoiding it for awhile, but I finally decided to check it out once I saw it on Sherry’s site. It’s Jimmy Kimmel’s response to his GF’s “I’m &(*king Matt Damon” video…and Brad plays a little cameo!! Seriously, you have to watch this.

An article from an Australian website says that the perfect woman has the lips and eyes of Angelina, the breasts of Pamela Anderson, and the butt of Jennifer Lopez. This is all according to plastic surgeons.

The perfect man? Brad Pitt, from top to bottom!

He apparently has the best nose, stomach, and butt, and is in the top slot for eyes, cheeks, lips, and forehead as well!

This article is a great one, and you can check it out here.

I was doing a little browsing around tonight (trying to avoid work, of course) and stumbled upon a post written by a fan of Hayden Pantettiere. Now, to start with, I really like Hayden. I remember watching her years ago when my ex-boyfriend’s mother got me temporarily hooked onto Guiding Light. She played the daughter of Beth, whom I watched closely for the simple fact that she was from Vermont (not Hayden, the actress who played the mother). I was pretty stoked when I saw her popping up in movies and on television, and came to love Heroes about midway through the first season. I think that Hayden is a smart young woman in Hollywood who takes her career, and her causes, very seriously. In fact, she’s auctioning off her own clothes and accessories in order to help support her cause. You can check it out at Panettiere’s Closet.

Okay, back to the story. So the writer of the site says that Hayden said she has always admired Angie. “She was definitely one of my inspirations growing up and she was definitely somebody I looked up to.”

The author of the site, however, has other things to say about Angie…

Although I must say…ICK! I heard from a friend who lives in LA and works in “the scene” that Angelina is a total brat. Rumor has it that Brad (Pitt) is awesome, and everyone loves working with him, but when Angelina comes on set to see him, everyone cowers in utter fear and disgust. I wonder if that’s true? I sure believe it! Well, good thing you’re way cooler than she is, Hayden!

Umm…okay..did I step into a parallel dimension at some point during my day?! WTF?

You can see the original post here.

Did you ever have one of those days when you just needed a smile? The news of Heath Ledger just seemed to suck things out of me, especially when I realized that he was born in the same year I was…it’s just so sad. I’ve just been really tired and run down (living in this world can make anyone run down quickly), so I went searching for some photos of Brad to make me smile. I found some, but they’re not what you may think…

I always wonder if people who have dated stars that are huge, like Brad, sit back and say “hey - I dated them back in high school!”

I would LOVE to talk to one of the women girls that Brad dated in school…just to see if he was as wonderful back then as he is now!

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This video is absolutely priceless! This was shown at the American Cinematheque tribute to Julia Roberts. Seems George Clooney wasn’t able to be there in person, so he taped a little message…with a quick cameo from a mutual friend…

Sorry I didn’t post this morning. In truth, I really had no idea WHAT to post! Then I went grocery shopping this evening. There’s always inspiration to be found at the gossip racks near the checkout stand! This time the magazines read: “Angelina and Bodyguard - How Close is Too Close?”. There were photos of Angie with her hottie bodyguard with captions stating that the two had body language that said that they were flirting with each other.

Ummm - okay. The GOOD news is that we finally get to know mystery hottie bodyguard’s name! His name is Bill! He’s in his 40’s, is 170 lbs, and used to work for the British Secret Service working with the Special Air Service. He had retired from that position when, according to the information I’ve found, Angie’s trusted bodyguard Mickey hired him to take care of the family from day to day.

Now here’s where things get interesting. According to reports, Angie has nicknamed him “Chisel” (Angie, I totally agree with you! Chisel it is!), and she and he have been getting very close. Puh-leeze. You have to know that I walked out of the store without buying the gossip rag…there was NO way that this rumor was even close to true! It’s along the same lines as the other new rumor - that Brad is mad at Angie for the love scenes she does with James McAvoy in her new movie, “Wanted”. I can see him having a hard time getting a handle on it, as I’m sure she might seeing him in a love scene with someone else (I know I’d feel wierd seeing my lover kissing someone else, even if it is just a job!), but I can’t see Brad getting really jealous.

Here’s a little homage to my new favorite celebrity bodyguard - Bill! Bill, I’m so glad to finally know your name! Also, faithful readers will know that Bill has also been seen guarding Brad without Angie anywhere around, proving that he’s there to protect the family, not to give Angie nookie (I’m sure she gets all she needs from Brad!!) Click the thumbnails to see some great shots of our favorite bodyguard! (be sure to check him out at the premiere - he cleans up great!!)

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Last Thursday Britney Spears ran over a Paparazzo’s foot. This paparazzo belonged to TMZ. They have taken the sock that he was wearing (he was wearing sandals with socks on - moron) and they have put it up on Ebay. 100% of the funds will be going to benefit the Children’s Defense Fund.

If this was just some idiot selling this I’d be really mad - however - the money is all being donated to the Children’s Defense Fund, which is a very worthy cause. Brad, Angie, BID! I would, but as of right now the amount is $1,025 and unfortunately I don’t get paid QUITE that much!

Head on over to Britney Spears Watch for more information about the twisted pop princess.

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Britney Spears, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, TMZ

So, a few weeks ago Donald Trump implied that Brad was being extremely smart by saying that he wasn’t going to get married until gays and lesbians get the right to marry as well. On October 9th, the Donald was on Larry King Live and Mr. King brought up the celebrity couple. Here’s the transcript of what occured:

KING: OK, back to some thing current. You recently applauded Brad Pitt’s stance on not marrying Angelina Jolie. I believe you said that you consider everyone — when he said everyone should be married but don’t bug him, why?

TRUMP: Well, look, number one, I know her father. Her father is a nice guy. I think she treats him like a dog but maybe they have some kind of a thing.

KING: Yes, why, he’s a good guy?

TRUMP: I mean this poor sap he comes along and he practically begs her, “I want to see my grandson. I want to see this.” I mean if I were with him, I’d say “Forget it. It’s over.”

KING: He’s also a great actor, Jon Voight.

TRUMP: I think he’s a great actor and she just treats him terribly. She’s been with so many guys she makes me look like a baby, OK, with the other side. And, I just don’t even find her attractive. That has nothing to do with why I said it though.

He made that statement, right, and he made it like he’s doing this wonderful thing for humanity. I think he probably made it just because he doesn’t want to get married, which is, you know, not so bad.

KING: You’ve been quoted…

TRUMP: But I’m not a fan of hers as you probably noticed.

KING: I gathered. That’s come through.

TRUMP: Did you notice, OK?

KING: But are you a fan of people living together?

TRUMP: Yes.

KING: Because?

TRUMP: Because otherwise I’d be in big trouble with myself.

So in a bit more than a minute says that Brad is being smart by NOT marrying Angie, says that Jon Voight should ignore Angie and his grandkids, and says that Angelina is not pretty.

I always knew the man was a bit crazy, but now I know he’s totally NUTZ!

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Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Donald Trump, Larry King Live

No - not Brad and Angie - some of the other parents of the exclusive school that Maddox is attending. The principal of the school sent this not to all of the parents in the school:

“I’m sure you are aware the school has received much media attention recently during the arrival and dismissal times because of the presence of celebrities Ms. Angelina Jolie and/or Mr. Brad Pitt. I want to make you aware that before the first day of school I met with their security team to discuss the best manner in which for them to drop off and pick up their son. Our foremost goal was to cause the least amount of disruption to the school and to ensure the security of all of our students and families.

Regretfully, I have seen some parents taking pictures, asking for autographs, talking to the media and even shouting at Ms. Jolie and Mr. Pitt for recognition. Therefore, in the best interests of the school and safety of your child(ren) I must ask for everyone to please respect the family’s privacy and discontinue these practices.”

Bad parents! What are you teaching your kids, how to become paparazzi when they grow up?! It is kinda funny though - the Lycee Francis is one of the most exclusive schools in New York City, which means that the parents probably have a good amount of cash lying around (not all - some probably have to struggle to provide a good education for their child) - and yet they’re taking photos of Brad and Angie.

Dude - The Jolie-Pitts FOR PRESIDENT!!

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Brad Pitt, Maddox, Angelina Jolie

I found this HALARIOUS video that promises that you can look just like this:

In 12 weeks or less.

Now, I LOVE looking at men that look like this, but I’d be really surprised if this video would work for everyone…

How To Be Ripped Like Brad Pitt From Fight Club - week 2

Posted Yesterday

How to Be Ripped Like Brad Pitt (Tyler Durden) From Fight Club in 12 Weeks Or Less. Follow this weekly Tyler Durden workout program and watch as the women come to you.

And for some, odd reason, there was no “Week 1″ on the site - very peculiar…

Brad Pitt, Tyler Durden, Fight Club, Workout

Now, apparently, the gossip rags are saying that Brad wants Angie to get into rehab due to her rapidly decreasing waistline.

Wait a tic - didn’t rehab used to be for people like Robert Downy Jr. and Elton John? Now a days, rehab is a place for celebrities to “rest” and “recoup” from their hectic schedules.

Sorry - if I had that money I’d buy myself a small island (or a piece of a small island) and seclude myself away from the world with a world-class chef.

Think of it! The kids could run around buck-naked in the surf, Brad could tinker with his motorcycle to his heart’s content, Angie could do nothing but tan and eat, and the paparazzi would have a more difficult time trying to get shots of the crew.

Wait - they’ve been absent for about a week now - maybe they’ve decided this is a good idea!

What do you think crew - if you had their money and wanted to relax, what would you do?

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Rehab

I was doing a little YouTubing on Sunday afternoon and stumbled upon this lovely little gem.

Watch and remember - young Brad and Johnny - so full of promise!

Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, 21 Jump Street, YouTube