Brad Pitt Watch

Alright, be honest…doesn’t Pax look JUST a little bit like Maddox?!

Pax Jolie, Maddox Jolie-Pitt

Now this just irks me. Brad and Angie made a big deal about buying the place in New Orleans so they’d have a place to “settle down and raise their kids”. And I distinctly remember Angie saying that she wanted to get to know other “normal” mothers.

Yet here’s Brad packing up the cycles and shipping them to L.A. Now that The Curious Case of Benjamin Button is done filming in New Orleans, Brad is eager to head to L.A., and I’m sure that Angie and the kiddos will be close behind.

Pick a house, please!

Brad, Angelina, Curious Case of Benjamin Button, celebrity couples

I heard recently, from a grown adult man, that they refuse to watch any more Brad Pitt movies because he challenged their manhood in Troy.

Come on men, you’ve got it all wrong! You’re pointing your finger in the wrong direction. Achilles was a hero! He was a man’s man…so what if he had the little tiny weak spot.

The one you SHOULD be ashamed of is Orlando Bloom. I can’t even watch a Pirates movie now with out thinking about how gay he looks. He and Keanu Reeves need to hook up, don’t you think?

For the first time since I’ve started posting I can honestly say that it looks like Brad made a big mistake, (aside from ever marrying Jennifer Anniston, that is).

Brad met “Extra” TV presenter Tanika Ray at the awards ceremony just after Jennifer Hudson had been presented with the Globe for Best Supporting Actress. Brad walked to Tanika,kissed her on the cheek and exclaimed, “Congratulations!”

Tanika told the New York Post, “I assumed he was congratulating me on getting one of the only interviews with him and Angelina on the red carpet. But honestly, I didn’t know why Brad Pitt kissed me on the cheek. It’s Brad Pitt kissing me on the cheek! Honey, I could care less why.”

Although the TV presenter is lighter skinned and more petite than Hudson, it has been assumed that Brad’s congratulatory kiss was due to a case of mistaken identity.

A representative for Brad said, “He is on location and we can’t reach him for a comment.”

Oh come on, it’s an honest mistake! He was really excited after winning, and since he’s always in a country with more dark skinned people then light, he probably thinks that they all look alike!

It’s worse then I thought! Meg just pointed out to me that not only is he wearing the same tux from over a week ago, but that it’s the same tux Will Smith is wearing in Men In Black! It must be that Brad’s taken to Hollywood dumpster diving to fill his closet!

I wonder if he also took the dog’s outfit so that he can match his mysteriously vanished canines…hmmm….