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It’s being reported that Brad Pitt is going to be starring in the remake of the old Steve McQueen movie, Bullitt.

However, if you check IMDB, there is no mention of Bullitt being remade, either on the site itself or on Brad’s project list. He is signed up for:

Dallas Buyer’s Club (2008) (announced)
Chad Schmidt (2008) (announced) …. Chad Schmidt/Himself
Dirty Tricks (2008) (pre-production) …. John Dean
State of Play (2008) (pre-production) …. Cal McCaffrey
Burn After Reading (2008) (pre-production)

In fact, the only internet sources reporting that there will be a remake of Bullitt is other Brad Pitt sites! So…is this true or a rumor?

Remember, a few months ago it was rumored that Brad was going to be playing the role of Adam in the remake of He-Man, and we all know that was false!

Brad Pitt, Bullitt

So I recorded the MTV Movie awards last night. Yeah, I know, I’m a 12 year old in a 27 year old’s body…

Anyway, Sarah Silverman was hosting (why is she huge now? I’ve never seen anything she’s done…it was funny, though) and there was a part where she was trying to get someone to present an award. Her phone rings and it shows that Brad Pitt is calling. They meshed together her talking and the scene where Brad is on the phone and crying from Babel…too sad.

Before that, though, they had a skit involving Angie. They asked viewers to send in their own spoofs of movies. One of the spoofs chosen to be aired was “Little Miss Watergun”, a spoof of a few movies. In the end scene, Jennifer Aniston is sitting in a room with Vince Vaughn (not the real actors). Angie shows up and things get catty. In the end Little Miss Watergun fixes Angie’s dress, which has been stained from breast milk, and she asks if Little Miss Watergun wants to come home with her.

It was a night of picking on Angie and Brad, that’s for sure. Throughout the whole thing, the audience was roaring. That should give us some idea of what Joe Public really thinks of Angie and Brad now.

Alright, before I get someone saying that this isn’t true, let me assure you, I KNOW it’s not true, but as it’s got to do with the topic of the day, which is Brad’s role in his and Angie’s relationship, I thought it would be a good introduction to the topic.

Straight from the news room of CNN in Vietnam amid the shootings in the cafeteria: Mr Angelina Jolie-Pitt (Brad to those of us who are not feminists!) has been kidnapped by none other than the biological mother of Pax Jolie - Angelina’s new addiction - adoption! Or so it is speculated.

Brad Pitt was last seen playing in the park with Pax, Maddox, Shiloh and Zahara wearing a gorgeous lilac cashmere sweater (the new pink), tight Elvis Presley stove pipe jeans (the new Levis) and extremely alluring hair gel. A group of stay at home mothers noticed the four children immediately with the angel watching over them, and were fascinated by their “normality” as they knew they were the little Jolie-Pitts. Whilst engrossed in the fathers good looks, a black stripe or vision appeared and with a whirlwind effect, causing much dust and sending some children and birds flying up in the air, was there and then gone within seconds. When the dust settled, and birds and children alike landed on all fours - the dazed mothers realised that the children were alone and the “hunk of an angel” was nowhere in sight.

There have been many versions of the same incident:

It was a flying vampire with long flowing hair.
It was a witch with long flowing black hair.
It was a dust storm and strangely enough it had long black hair.
It was an alien with long stripy black hair.
It was Jesus coming to save Brad from the claws of the lady with long black hair.
I didn’t see anything except a long black blur.
See what? I just came to the park to sleep away my hangover.
I didn’t see anything except a goddess floating above my head calling my name.
Am I going to be famous?

The suspect, a bodyless creature with long black hair, is on the loose. Should you see this head - do not interogate it, or speak to it, please consult you local directory for your closest “psychiatric hospital”. They too may not know what to do with it.

Angelina was also questioned, but as she is the prime suspect, she has been placed into custody, until such time as one of the four children present who witnessed the kidnapping actually verbalise what happened. Maddox’s few words were - “They took my daddy instead of Paxie!!”. Zahara just glared at the cameras and cried. Shiloh smiled and tried to grab the camera from the photographers hands. What a cutie pie she is! Already wanting to be part of the hollywood bling bling. Pax, new to all of this chaos and attention, just sat and stared ahead at nothing in particular, not a tear in sight!

We will keep you updated here on the CNN Spoof of all times.

Check back in a few hours for some more information as well as my opinion on Brad and Angie’s relationship.

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