Crows Feet?!
Rumors are flying around the internet today that Brad Pitt is looking old, thanks to his new lifestyle with Angie, the kids and all of his charity missions.
“Two years with Angelina must be the equivalent of five human years at least,” laughed Courteney Cox Arquette after her meeting with him at the Golden Globes.
“I was shocked to see the crows feet and the creeping jowliness, But even more shocking was the listless expression about his eyes. He looked as if someone had sucked the life right out of him, no pun intended.” Cox said.
“The boy looks like he could use a good home-cooked meal and a bed of his own without three kids in it,” George Clooney quipped. “With each new Ocean’s sequel he needs more time in make up to achieve that roguishly handsome look. By the time we get to Ocean’s 16 he’ll have so much make up on he won’t be able to hold his head up.”
Oh yeah, he’s so ugly I think we’re going to have to put a bag over his head.
January 22nd, 2007 at 1:38 pm
Has Courtney Cox looked in the mirror lately? She too is looking old! Hey, this happens when we hit 40! As a matter of fact, I like Brad Pitt’s looks now A LOT BETTER than before. He looks matured, wise, and in love!
George Clooney looks tired all the time and only because he has been chasing too many women!
January 22nd, 2007 at 10:58 pm
I actually have found him too look much older lately maybe it is having the kids around also! He still is not bad looking for his age many a men wish they looked like that but it seems like his eyes keep getting smaller heehee
January 23rd, 2007 at 12:19 am
well, it is hollywood… but I think good on him for just getting older/more mature/living his life … and isn’t that the beauty of having a home with 3 children who you love and want to be there for - even if they do wake you up at unseemly hours to watch cartoons. How disgusting fickle of Courtney Cox & George Clooney to say something like that… just because Brad’s getting on with his life and not focussing on all the pretentious bullsh’t.