Pitt and Clooney trade insults

Oprah’s Hollywood Special the other night was all about stars interviewing other stars. I think it’s only called “Oprah’s” special to get the Holly Housewives who think she’s their god to watch, as she was only in it for all of five minutes total.
Anyway, Julia Roberts and George Clooney interviewed each other, and lo and behold, Brad Pitt decided to join in on the fun.
*Phone rings
Julia: George Clooney’s house. Hello?
Brad: Julia? Hey, it’s Brad. Listen, I was thinking I would avoid the line of questioning about the Oscars. You know, I would stick with the [People’s] Sexiest Man Alive line of questioning. Who’s that [in the background]? Is that George?
George: Hey, hi!
Brad: Hey, how are you doing? We’ve just been talking about how great we thought it was that you were the two-time Sexiest Man Alive winner…and you know George, you’re a real inspiration, a real inspiration to us younger guys.
George: I just wanted you to know that I thought you looked great when you didn’t win at the Golden Globes.
Brad: Thank you, man. Thank you! And I think the plastic surgery is fantastic! You really cannot tell. You really can’t tell. Hey listen, while I’ve got you on the phone, I think the question America really wants to know and hear from you is what exactly are the responsibilities of wearing the crown of the Sexiest Man Alive?
George: Well, you did a pretty good job of tarnishing it for a long time and they thought they’d bring me in to clean it up again. I think I’m doing a really good job.
You’ve gotta love those guys!


February 25th, 2007 at 1:05 am
Plastic Surgery is for inner as well as outer beauty
February 26th, 2007 at 12:28 pm
i liked when george called pitt a “two-timer” (meaning a people magazine sexiest man alive winner - twice). jen aniston had the last laugh here~!