Rehab Not Rehab Anymore
Now, apparently, the gossip rags are saying that Brad wants Angie to get into rehab due to her rapidly decreasing waistline.
Wait a tic - didn’t rehab used to be for people like Robert Downy Jr. and Elton John? Now a days, rehab is a place for celebrities to “rest” and “recoup” from their hectic schedules.
Sorry - if I had that money I’d buy myself a small island (or a piece of a small island) and seclude myself away from the world with a world-class chef.
Think of it! The kids could run around buck-naked in the surf, Brad could tinker with his motorcycle to his heart’s content, Angie could do nothing but tan and eat, and the paparazzi would have a more difficult time trying to get shots of the crew.
Wait - they’ve been absent for about a week now - maybe they’ve decided this is a good idea!
What do you think crew - if you had their money and wanted to relax, what would you do?
Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Rehab

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