Brad Pitt Watch

I have very few best friends in my life - one of them is Katie over at Watching Criminal Minds. (which, by the way, is WAY beneath House when it comes to being a good show). Anyway, Katie has decided, over on her Criminal Minds blog, to bring back the whole “Team Aniston vs Team Jolie” thing again. When we were in high school, we used to argue if Selma Hyak was better or Catherine Zeta-Jones (Zeta-Jones is WAY more hot, and she’s got that dominatrix quality that is just awesome!), so it only makes sense that we’d choose sides when it came to the Jolie/Aniston battle. Unfortunately Katie has ignored all common sense and is chosing Team Aniston - WHAT?!

First, check out her post here. Go ahead - I’ll wait.

Okay, first of all she says that Jennifer Aniston is a “lady” - that she just looks “nice”, and that she seems much more approachable than Angelina. Hmmm - let’s compare, shall we?

In this shot, Angie looks as though she’s ready to cry. A totally candid shot. Let’s compare with Aniston, shall we?

In that middle shot, she looks PISSED! And she doesn’t look good in a bikini either. Okay, so putting Angie in a refugee camp against Jennifer in a bathing suit isn’t really fair - here’s Angie, then!

You know, I can’t FIND a picture of Angelina in a bikini! Hrm - I wonder why?! Well, let’s go onto something else, then…

Brad and Jen were married for five years. During which time Brad didn’t do tons of acting (he’s doing more NOW than he did THEN) and supported Jen’s career. What I’m assuming happened (and I hate assuming, but it’s all we can do) is that Brad wanted to start a family after Jen finished with Friends. Obviously Jen didn’t want to at that point in her life (if she wasn’t able to biologically have children, they could have adopted - Brad has certainly adopted since) and I believe that Brad had a problem with that. Brad and Angie have been together for a little over two years, and they’ve had 3 children together (adopted 2 and had one biologically), so it’s pretty obvious that he definitely wanted children.

Let’s look at Angie and Jen’s asthetic appeal, shall we?

Alright, so here’s Jennfer Aniston. Let’s look at her objectively: Her hair looks extremely thin, although she had a stylist that was brilliant a few years ago who created all the rage when he cut her hair short and layered it. I feel that her face actually looks rather mannish - if she wanted to play the part of a transvestite, she could easily pull it off. I just really do not find her very attractive at all! And her attitude when she was on Friends turned me off of her as well! She always seemed kind of snobbish.

Here’s Angie. She’s got that hot look that has made her famous here. This photo is a bit older, and is when she was a bit heavier. She HAS been gaining weight lately, which is good, because no one wants her unhealthy. She’s much more voluptuous and is a woman that you can easily see as the “bad girl”, OR the girl next door.

So that’s where I reside - I believe that Jennifer cared more about her own career than she did her marriage, because relationships take a lot of work. It seems that Brad and Angie work a lot harder at making sure that they both get what they want and need out of their lives, including their children.

So what’s your opinion? Head on over to Katie’s blog and let her know what you think about her opinon, and let me know here!

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston