Team Aniston vs Team Jolie STILL?!
I have very few best friends in my life - one of them is Katie over at Watching Criminal Minds. (which, by the way, is WAY beneath House when it comes to being a good show). Anyway, Katie has decided, over on her Criminal Minds blog, to bring back the whole “Team Aniston vs Team Jolie” thing again. When we were in high school, we used to argue if Selma Hyak was better or Catherine Zeta-Jones (Zeta-Jones is WAY more hot, and she’s got that dominatrix quality that is just awesome!), so it only makes sense that we’d choose sides when it came to the Jolie/Aniston battle. Unfortunately Katie has ignored all common sense and is chosing Team Aniston - WHAT?!
First, check out her post here. Go ahead - I’ll wait.
Okay, first of all she says that Jennifer Aniston is a “lady” - that she just looks “nice”, and that she seems much more approachable than Angelina. Hmmm - let’s compare, shall we?
In this shot, Angie looks as though she’s ready to cry. A totally candid shot. Let’s compare with Aniston, shall we?
In that middle shot, she looks PISSED! And she doesn’t look good in a bikini either. Okay, so putting Angie in a refugee camp against Jennifer in a bathing suit isn’t really fair - here’s Angie, then!
You know, I can’t FIND a picture of Angelina in a bikini! Hrm - I wonder why?! Well, let’s go onto something else, then…
Brad and Jen were married for five years. During which time Brad didn’t do tons of acting (he’s doing more NOW than he did THEN) and supported Jen’s career. What I’m assuming happened (and I hate assuming, but it’s all we can do) is that Brad wanted to start a family after Jen finished with Friends. Obviously Jen didn’t want to at that point in her life (if she wasn’t able to biologically have children, they could have adopted - Brad has certainly adopted since) and I believe that Brad had a problem with that. Brad and Angie have been together for a little over two years, and they’ve had 3 children together (adopted 2 and had one biologically), so it’s pretty obvious that he definitely wanted children.
Let’s look at Angie and Jen’s asthetic appeal, shall we?
Alright, so here’s Jennfer Aniston. Let’s look at her objectively: Her hair looks extremely thin, although she had a stylist that was brilliant a few years ago who created all the rage when he cut her hair short and layered it. I feel that her face actually looks rather mannish - if she wanted to play the part of a transvestite, she could easily pull it off. I just really do not find her very attractive at all! And her attitude when she was on Friends turned me off of her as well! She always seemed kind of snobbish.
Here’s Angie. She’s got that hot look that has made her famous here. This photo is a bit older, and is when she was a bit heavier. She HAS been gaining weight lately, which is good, because no one wants her unhealthy. She’s much more voluptuous and is a woman that you can easily see as the “bad girl”, OR the girl next door.
So that’s where I reside - I believe that Jennifer cared more about her own career than she did her marriage, because relationships take a lot of work. It seems that Brad and Angie work a lot harder at making sure that they both get what they want and need out of their lives, including their children.
So what’s your opinion? Head on over to Katie’s blog and let her know what you think about her opinon, and let me know here!
Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston
October 16th, 2007 at 10:30 am
Mmmm, you do know that they have 4 kids not 3 right? 3 adopted and 1 biological = 4 if I am not mistaken…:)
October 16th, 2007 at 10:31 am
And I am definitely Team Angelina no question about it!
October 16th, 2007 at 11:29 am
It must be nice in your delusional world, Randi. First of all, I can send you over a picture of Angelina in a bikini - and secondly, does a bikini make someone a bad person? I’d wear one outside in the winter if I looked like Jennifer Aniston. Jennifer Aniston also does charity work. If you can picture Angelina Jolie as the girl next door, you’re crazy! She’s beautiful, but she’s definately not the girl next door type!But Katherine Zeta Jones grew on me, so I’ll try to keep an open mind about Angelina Jolie. She can play a crazy woman like no one’s business, that’s true.
October 16th, 2007 at 12:22 pm
What I like about jennifer is that she doesn’t take herself seriously. Angelina always seems to have a stick up her butt.
October 16th, 2007 at 4:19 pm
I am for ANGELINA through and through. She’s more beautiful, a better actress way a lot better and she did a lot of humanitarian work than Jen.
October 16th, 2007 at 6:49 pm
Please stop with the silly comparisons of Angelina to Jennifer. Why can’t they both be wonderful and/or beautiful? Brad obviously thinks so. What went on between Brad and Jennifer and what is going on between Brad and Angelina is their private business. Let’s all just enjoy the gifts they choose to give us all - like fine examples of humanitarianism and fine cinematic performances.
God bless them all.
October 16th, 2007 at 6:56 pm
I SHARE THE SAME OPINION!! I LOVE ANGIE, I DONT HATE JENNIFER, BUT I HAVE ALWAYS LIKE HOW ANGIE GOES AND DOES THINGS NO MATTER WHAT. I WILL NOT BOTHER TO GO AND COMMENT ON THE OTHER BLOG WHERE THERE IS A JENNIFER FAN AND STILL ON THAT TEAM CRAP!
October 17th, 2007 at 10:23 am
Hi. Just posted on Katie’s blog. I agree with Suebee regarding the comparing of the two woman - - to what end? That being said, after I read her blog, I felt that I needed to point out a few points that she missed. I think both women are pretty but really there is no comparison between the two. Angelina wins hands down for reasons too numerous to mention.
October 28th, 2007 at 12:54 pm
On Katie’s blog she doesn’t sit there and rant about all of Angelina’s flaws, she actually says some nice things about her. With yours, you just bash her which is pretty low. She’s gorgeous, and she’s an amazing actress.. she had a number 1 show for ten years that people still love. Saying that she looks bad in a bikini is ridiculous. Magazines around the world say she has one of the best bodies in Hollywood. You shouldn’t be so judgmental.
January 21st, 2009 at 2:52 pm
ANGELINA FOR EVER!!!
There is nothing more I can say!!!